The whole 'work from anywhere' thing falls apart if you don't pick the right time zone

Threw myself at a 16-hour timezone difference thinking I was clever, woke up three days later wondering why I was eating instant noodles at 4pm while it was pitch black outside. The human body doesn't care about your tropical views or cheap rent, it just wants to sleep when it's dark and eat when it's not. Placeholder text to clients is rough but at least you caught it, I once emailed a client a grocery list I'd typed into the wrong window. Coffee and naps work great until you realize your brain is just running on fumes and spite.