Looking for a jack for a big mare is such a pain, right? I feel your struggle.

Wow, that vortex idea sounds insane! @pipergonzalez is right about herringbone costing a lot too, but those wild custom jobs are a whole other level of pricey. I'd love to see a photo of that floor.

Reminds me of when our office tried to enforce a single coffee machine setup. Everyone kept hacking it to make stronger brew, so management finally just bought the stronger beans. Sometimes the rule is the thing that's weak.

My grandma taught me that with a chuck roast.

My first cold call lasted maybe 30 seconds.