Right? Why are apps so overcomplicated?

Wait, you ran a 10 inch cutterhead on the Mississippi? That's a monster setup. No wonder the swing speed messed you up so bad.

My two day attempt ended with a soggy @the_cameron style power bar dinner.

Three years? That's optimistic for salt water.

Sardines in pasta is a power move, honestly. That umami punch is hard to beat on a budget. The strangest thing I ever got someone to try was a peanut butter and pickle sandwich. Sounds like a crime, but the salty, sweet, sour combo just works. My friend fought me on it for weeks before finally caving. Now she eats them more than I do.