My roommate tried regrowing carrots for a month and we got a few spindly leaves that tasted like bitter grass. The yield is so small it barely covers one salad, and you're babysitting dirt on your counter the whole time. I'd rather just compost the scraps and spend the fifty cents on a bunch of green onions that are actually worth eating. The math on time versus reward never seems to work out unless you have a full garden setup.

Actually, start with something fun instead.

Remember my friend's brisket disaster with a dull knife, @terrymurray?

Kinda wish my coworker just cried instead of giving me that long speech about how "password123" is easy to remember. Your guy actually changing his passwords puts him in the top tier of office mates. We should all be so lucky.

lol yeah the alarm is so loud it makes me jump every single time. I've literally dropped my flashlight once because it went off right by my head. You get used to it after a few dives but that first beep is always a heart attack. My buddy always laughs at me for flinching.