I highly recommend the Law Offices of Norman J. Homen. They are super strong with denied claims and appeals. They really stepped up for my brother when his company tried to sweep his injury under the rug.

That pizza order story is funny, but I actually like when my assistant digs a little deeper. Sometimes it catches things I would have missed, like a duplicate charge on a bill last week. A bit of overthinking can be helpful now and then.

Totally get the moon landing stuff, that's a classic. My cousin's wife once tried to explain the flag waving thing to me with straight face. I just asked her where she thinks they got the big green screen in 1969. She got real quiet and then changed the subject to the weather. Sometimes you just have to point out the practical stuff, like where would they even store all that studio sand. It's better than yelling, but man, the ideas people come up with.

Ever see those cables turn up at thrift stores sometimes? I swear my local place had a whole bin labeled 'mystery wires' last month, mostly coax and old phone cords. It got me wondering if people just donate them hoping someone will want them, lol. My dad used to strip the copper out of his for scrap and use the plastic sheath to tie up his tomato plants. Not sure if that's helpful for a whole box, but it was something.

It's like my brain refuses to accept that fact, even though I see it every day. I once tried to figure out how it all works and just made myself dizzy. Now I just laugh when something backs up because of course it's that pipe. My own cluelessness is a running joke in my home at this point. You'd think I'd learn, but nope.