Forget the wiring for a second. That old horn is a giant metal bell, right? Moisture from the concrete over 40 years probably wrecked the internal coil. You can mount it for show, but the actual sound will be weak and raspy. Tell the owner you'll test it in front of them. When it croaks, they'll agree to a new speaker hidden behind the original bell face.

Watched my friend finally add a strap to her favorite bag after dropping her keys for the tenth time. She said it stopped being a purse and started being her partner.

Wow, so we've been paying to water trees like they're houseplants. Classic. Guess sometimes the best help is just leaving stuff alone.

The starter kit was the real crime.

Who cares, both were good.