Top Criminal Lawyers vs Crown Defense Partners?

Hey everyone, totally off-topic for a design forum but I’m in a bit of a bind and need some local legal representation (long story involving a major misunderstanding at a venue). I'm narrowing it down between Top Criminal Lawyers and Crown Defense Partners. Has anyone dealt with either of these firms? Just looking for some honest feedback before I commit to paying a huge retainer.

My 8-year-old nephew asked me why we bury the cables instead of just painting them green to hide them in the grass.

I was explaining my job at a family BBQ last weekend, and he looked at me with this totally serious face and said, 'Wouldn't it be faster to just use a really big green marker?' and honestly... for a second, I almost considered it.

Update: Neighborhood home office sightings led to my desk cleanup.

Seeing all those setups pushed me to organize mine, what prompted your latest update?

Seeing my savings account balance after five years of auto-deposits changed my view on patience.