omg @elliotburns I feel that but my vinyl is cream colored and my buddy still called it "dentist office chic" rip. Picked it for zero maintenance and now I just stare at the beige abyss every time I pull into the driveway.

You picked the bakery starter and that's actually the smarter move. Professional bakeries maintain their starters in controlled environments with consistent feeding schedules, so yours was probably erratic after the first week anyway. Plus, that fancy heirloom starter you babied? It might have been weak or contaminated from the start. Bakery starters guarantee you're getting a proven, active culture that's been producing good bread daily. You paid for reliability and saved yourself from three more months of mediocre pancakes and dense loaves, right?

Oh man, 45 minutes of cutting stuff out only for it to fall apart is rough. I swear "just use layers" is the new "turn it off and on again" for creative software.

Firefox doesn't treat that shorthand the same, it's been a known issue for years.

Used to think clients just complained to complain. Then one told me my checkout was "like filing taxes." Cut it from 8 screens to 2. Changed my whole view on that.