Guess my dozer's running a biodiesel buffet now. Maybe Elizabeth's car just smells too clean for the local food critics.

Honestly the real issue is if your house was built by someone who failed geometry. No amount of paint fixes walls that aren't square, and I've seen a few. Maybe just call the whole thing a funhouse and charge admission.

That laser level trick is smart. Mine died last year when I left it set up in a dusty corner during a concrete pour. The fine dust got into the pendulum mechanism and the motor just seized up. Was a solid tool until then.