It's like we all have to learn the hard way that quick fixes usually fail.

Oh man, that's a classic. I once sent out a whole run of "apartment open house" flyers where the text got chopped off on one side. Looked like we were selling "luxury apart ents." The printer ran it anyway, so I guess I learned the expensive way.

Oh man, @betty_shah, I get those aches, groaning is my warm-up too!

Used caution tape instead of ribbons once, lol. My neighbor thought there was a crime scene.