Did you try a static site with a separate host for better uptime?

Yeah, my cheap cooler with a ratchet strap worked fine against raccoons.

Seriously, a swear jar for drawing lines?

Ever run into that? I had the same problem and ended up just shimming my fence with a bit of masking tape until my square said it was good.

Yeah, the death benefit part is key. Read a deep dive that said these policies can take like 10-15 years to really break even on the cash value side.