Why does every keyboard have to put the power button right next to the delete key? I've hit it at least four times this year and lost full paragraphs of work each time. My last laptop had a tiny power button up top where it belonged. Now I hold my breath every time I go to backspace.

Hours are the dumbest way to bill, right behind billing by how many times I checked my phone that day. Once I stopped showing people the sausage being made, everyone calmed down.

At least the font matched their financial literacy level.