Wait, small thing, Papyrus isn't really a yoga studio font. That's more like Papyrus is the font people use for like, beach cafe menus and crystal shops. Yoga studios usually go with something clean and thin, like Arial or some sans serif thing. The Dollar Tree sign in all caps Papyrus though? That's actually a very specific kind of cursed. All caps makes it look even worse because Papyrus was never made to be shouted in. So the sign probably looked less like a yoga flyer and more like a bad community theater poster for a play about the ocean. Either way the register guy was right, corporate just hits print and nobody reads it.

Ha, buddy sold his offset, bought a kettle, took 3rd.

Man, you just unlocked something I never thought about. The real issue is that bottles are designed to sit on a shelf in a store, not in your shower. Stores want caps because caps stack and ship better and don't leak all over a truck. So we get stuck with a design that works great for the warehouse and terrible for actual use. The bottom pump flips that whole thing on its head because now the bottle works the way physics actually wants it to. It's wild that it took a hotel in Reno to show you what should've been obvious years ago.