My friend's whole playlist came from tips like that.

Ever notice how cutting corners never feels right in the end? Like when someone speeds through a red light, they saved time but risked everything. Or folks who fudge numbers on taxes, always looking over their shoulder. That hollow win you described is the same thing. Means the reward wasn't earned. So the victory turns sour real fast.

The raccoon had some serious attitude, acting like you were the intruder. It was squatting in the attic for weeks without permission. At least the pie made up for the extra hassle.

Totally agree with @ninat55, simple is always better.