What are they buying with that paycheck, a nicer coffin? Trading years of your life for a bigger TV and a car you're too tired to drive. Seen it happen. Guy I know worked 80 hour weeks for the bonus, missed his kid growing up. Now he's just a guy with a fancy watch and no stories. Real rich.

Honestly that's the most designer thing I've ever heard. Dropping serious cash on a tool to tell you the black is black enough. I mean if it works it works, but maybe just squint at the screen next time? Seems like a fancy fix for a simple problem.

Honestly, a buddy had a new guy dismiss a low oil pressure warning light as probably faulty. Turned out to be a real blockage, and they caught it just before a test run. That "just a light" mindset can literally cost an engine if nobody stops to ask why it's on.