Wait, you cut spending by $140 a month and call that luck? That's not luck, that's the whole point.

Wait, so you picked colors on a screen that glows and sent it to a printer and you're surprised the paper doesn't glow the same way? Screens make colors with light, ink makes them by soaking into paper, so what looks bright and shiny on your laptop turns flat and dull once it's printed. That navy mud is basically what teal does when it stops glowing at you. Plus $60 for 100 cards is already dirt cheap, which means they probably ran it through a basic setup with no color matching at all. Asking them to redo it free is like blaming the copy shop because your home printer and your phone don't show the same shade of green.

Heard a guy on a dive forum down in Florida talk about finding a small grouper in the rinse tank at his shop. It had been living there for weeks, just sitting at the bottom looking like a rock until somebody went to dump the tank. They ended up netting it and moving it back to the canal. Barracuda under a water heater is a new one though, those things have teeth and they get mean when they feel cornered.