Ugh, that's the worst! I read a blog post by a lawyer who said the magic words are "work for hire" and "payment is due upon delivery, not acceptance." That last one stops clients from holding money hostage by saying they're not "happy." Also, I list exactly what "revisions" means, like "two rounds of minor changes to the initial draft." Super clear.

Last summer, my friend Ben added some sugar to his beer wort. It fermented so fast the airlock blew off.

My buddy Carl's furnace died last January during a cold snap. He tinkered with it for two days straight, just like Ove. @the_phoenix, your comment about the heater really says everything.

Ever worry about what happens in twenty years?

Hold up, saying it 'sets up better' isn't always true. Letting concrete sit too long can make the surface dry out fast. On a hot day, that extra time causes the top to harden before you float it. Then you end up pulling up chunks instead of smooth cream. I've seen slabs crack because the mix set unevenly. Waiting might seem smart but it can ruin the whole job.